Humorous - Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits


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Twice Curse Doom & Gloom - Cross Stitch Pattern by Ink Circles
Models stitched on 32 Ct. Storm hand-dyed linen with Gentle Art Sampler threads (or DMC 815, 3746, 3774, 3836, 746, 645,730). Stitch Count: 59W x 58H each. Comes with wool felt pieces for trim.

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Update Your Status - Cross Stitch Pattern by Pickle Barrel Designs
"May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 145W x 97H.

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Water Essential - Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs
"Water is the most essential element of life, without it u can't make coffee." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Beige Jobelan with Caron Collection Waterlilies and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 121W x 103H

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Wear A Smile - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate
Model stitched on 32 Ct. Hand Dyed African Daisy Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works. DMC equivalents are 798 3777 3347. Stitch Count: 58W x 50H. Button from Just Another button company sold separately.

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Welcome to My Interpretation of Clean - Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs
"Welcome to my interpretation of clean." Model stitched on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with DMC floss, DMC Color Variations floss, and Mill Hill beads. Stitch Count: 108W x 64H.

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Welcome to the Nuthouse - Cross Stitch Pattern by Waxing Moon Designs
A cute little squirrel welcomes you to "the Nuthouse!" Stitch Count: 71H x 91W. Model was stitched on 28 ct Riviera Country French Linen from Wichelt using Gentle Art Sampler threads (DMC alternates available).

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Whooo Fired the Maid - Cross Stitch Pattern by Charlette's Collectibles
"Whooo Fired the Maid?"
"Because I Said So."
Model stitched on 14 Ct. Fiddlers light using DMC floss.
Stitch count 74x102

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Why Worry? - Cross Stitch Pattern by Xs And Ohs
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol!" Model stitched on 28 ct Antique white Jobelan using DMC floss. Stitch count 93x60.

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Women are Angels - Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis
"Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.. on our broomsticks. We're flexible like that!" Model stitched on 14/28 count Antique White Lugana using Sullivan's floss. DMC conversions available. Stitch count: 125W x 97H.

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Work - Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works
Featuring the humorous office sentiment "Work fascinates me... I can sit and look at it for hours". This Counted Cross Stitch kit comes complete with: 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, and Fully Illustrated Instructions. 5" x 7".

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Wrinkles (w/buttons) - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchworks
"Wrinkles indicate where smiles have been." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Buttermilk linen or 28 Ct. African Daisy linen with DMC floss, Mill Hill Beads, and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 118W x 40H. Comes with star buttons.

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Yes I Can Drive a Stick - Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs
"Yes, I can drive a stick." Stitch Count: 74W x 60H. Model stitched on 32 ct Antique white Jobelan using Valdani & Gentle Arts Sampler threads.

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Your Problem/Duct Tape - Cross Stitch Pattern by Xs And Ohs
"I'm already envisioning the duct tape over your mouth..." "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce..." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Watercress hand-dyed Jobelan with DMC floss. Stitch count for "Your Problem": 119W x 89H. Stitch Count for "Duct Tape": 113W x 95H.

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