Funny Cross Stitch Patterns Page 2

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MBT-11
Dog Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Dog Hair....just another specialty fiber!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and DMC. Stitch Count: 77W x 59H. Buttons from Just Another Button Company sold separately.
08-2350
Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00 $5.39
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Model stitched on 28 count Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. The stitch count is 70W x 70H.
08-2638
Wear A Smile - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$5.00 $4.49
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Model stitched on 32 Ct. Hand Dyed African Daisy Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works. DMC equivalents are 798 3777 3347. Stitch Count: 58W x 50H. Blue Flower Button sold separately.
10-1046
Aged Wine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
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"Wine gets better with age. The older I get the better I like it."
Model stitched on 14 count white cloth using DMC.
Stitch count: 44W x 140H.Design Size: 4" x 10"
21-2394
Humorous Halloween 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00 $10.79
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Model stitched on 14 ct. Aida in Natural Brown using DMC threads. Stitch count for Dead & Breakfast Inn is 45 x 61, Stay for a Bite 43 x 62, Get Sheet Faced 45 x 62, Boo Ya 42 x 58.
14-1058
My Funny Valentine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$10.00 $8.99
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"My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Stay little Valentine stay." Model stitched on 36 Ct. Sand Linen by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler threads.
Stitch Count: 125x333. Design Size: 7" x 19"
01-2714
Welcome to the Nuthouse - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
$8.00 $7.19
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A cute little squirrel welcomes you to "the Nuthouse!" Model was stitched on 28 Ct. Riviera Country French Linen from Wichelt using Gentle Art Sampler threads (DMC alternates available). Stitch Count: 71H x 91W. Design Size: 6" x 7"
06-1149
Snowman Kit - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$7.00 $6.29
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What do you need to build a snowman? A warm hat, scarf, and mittens, a carrot nose, pipe, coal....oh and of course, plenty of snow! Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ice Blue Lugana. Stitch Count: 94W x 121H. Includes snowflake charm.
06-1533
Country Wise (Book 130) - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Prairie Schooler
$8.00 $7.19
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Models stitched over two threads on 32 count linen using DMC thread. Stitch count: "Plan Ahead" - 157W x 38H; "Keep it Simple" - 160W x 38H; "Measure Twice" - 113W x 70H; "The Witch is In" - 59W x 41H. Book #130
04-1602
Wine a Bit - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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Don't be shy - "Wine a bit, You'll feel Better!" Includes wine bottle charm. Finished design size is 5 1/4" x 3 3/4" when stitched on 14 Count fabric.
MBT-018
Eat the Chocolate - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"4 out of 5 voices in my head say...eat the chocolate!" Variations included for "eat the cupcake", "eat the cookie", and "eat the snack." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ice Blue Lugana with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 69W x 67H.
06-2675
Is It Too Late? - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00 $5.39
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A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H. (DMC alternates are 3852 815 434 500 367 712 310)
MBT121
Normal Family - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Remember, as far as anyone knows we are a nice normal family". Model stitched on 32 count Antique White Jobelan with Crescent Colours thread. Stitch count is 134W x 86H.
17-2168
Christmas Pounds - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
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"When, what to my wondering eyes did appear but ten extra pounds on my thighs and my rear." Model stitched over 2 on 28 Ct. Country French Latte using Gentle Art threads. (DMC alternates are 726 912 3832 902 3776 3716 353 938 422 612 3815 321 white) Stitch Count: 96W x 145H. Design Size: 7" x 11"
MBT-245
Dog Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Just one dog short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss (or DMC floss 165, 640, 838, 535, 312, 815, 3345, 3045). Stitch Count: 71W x 71H. Design Size: 5" x 5"
08-2551
Hen Party - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Little House Needleworks
$7.00 $6.29
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Model stitched on 28ct. Creme Brulee using DMC & Crescent Colours. Uses Mill Hill Glass Seed Beads and a Tiny Tuscan Sun Swirly Bud by Just Another Button Company. Stitch count: 82 x 54.
09-2029
Life's Journey - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
$6.00 $5.39
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"Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting holy cow what a ride".
Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss.
Stitch Count: 84W x 144H. Design Size: 6" x 11"
MBT-177
Our Family Tree - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Our family tree has deep roots and lots of nuts." Model was stitched on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan from Wichelt using Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count: 85W x 53H.
LK-S103
Do What Your Wife Said - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$5.00 $4.49
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"If at first you don't succeed do what your wife said!" Model stitched on 32 count Lambswool linen with Weeks Dye Works thread, and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count is 127W x 33H.
10-1303
Women are Angels - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$9.00 $8.09
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"Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.. on our broomsticks. We're flexible like that!" Model stitched on 14/28 count Antique White Lugana using Sullivan's floss or DMC floss. Stitch count: 125W x 97H.
20-1519
All Who Wander are not Lost - Cross Stitch Pattern
by MarNic Designs
$5.00 Sale $3.99
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"Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with DMC floss.Stitch Count: 68W x 98H. Finished size: 10"x13".
19-2036
Choose Your Own Motto Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$12.00 $10.79
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"All I'm saying is that you've never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time." Model stitched one over two on 40 Ct. Cocoa using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks (or all DMC floss 924, 436, 356, 221, 3364, 680, 3818, Ecru, 939, 3064, 3834, 730, 3778, 3829, 3768, 935). Stitch Count: 205W x 171H. Design Size: 11" x 9"
MBT-138
All About Me - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"It IS all about me!" Model stitched on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and shown with buttons from Just Another Button Company. Stitch Count: 89W x 57H.
18-1425
Frogs in Your Underpants - Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Nebby Needle
$12.00 $10.79
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"May the light always find you on a dreary day. When you need a home may you find your way. May you always have courage to take a chance - and never find frogs in your underpants." Model stitched over 2 threads on 36 Ct. Vintage Lentil with Weeks Dye Works floss and Gentle Art Sampler threads. Stitch Count: 166W x 165H. Design Size: 9" x 9".
MBT-224
Nothing to Fear - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"There's nothing to fear but fear itself..and spiders!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 68W x 68H. Shown with a button from Just Another Button Company
PAF-QB
Queen Bee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00 Clearance $8.38
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"All Hail the Queen." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 120W x 120H
PAF-BTF
Be the Flamingo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00 Sale $12.19
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"Be the flamingo in the flock of pigeons." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 100x160.
20-1282
Messy Bun Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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"It's a messy bun day!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana wit DMC floss. Stitch count: 45 x 44.
MBT-196
Warped Humor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.
20-1295
You're Okay - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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"You're okay - I guess" Model stitched on 18 count River Rock Aida with Classic Colorworks, Gentle Art and Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count: 91 x 90.
KDS-1541
Patch Patch Patch - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kooler Design Studio
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Are you feeling your age??? After 40 it's Patch, Patch, Patch! A whimsical celebrtion of the joys of reaching "matu-rut-y". Stitch Count 51w X 75h. Finished size on 10-count 5" X 7". Model stitched on 10 Count Cream Tula.
20-1283
Alice's Mad Plant - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
$8.00 $7.19
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Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Wheat Lugana using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 77W x 72H. Design Size: 5.5" x 5.15"
20-1881
Personal Is Political - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
$8.00 $7.19
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"The personal is political it always has been" Model stitched over two 32 Ct. Blush lien using DMC floss. Stitch count: 75w x 85h. Design Size: 5" x 5"
20-2695
Bad Decisions - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kays Frames and Designs
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"Bad decisions make great stories" Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks (or DMC floss 3371 3362 316). Stitch Count: 188x48. Design Size: 12" x 3"
20-3020
If You Fall - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
$15.00 $13.49
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"You & I are sisters. If you fall, I will always be there to pick you up - after I stop laughing!" Model stitched one over two on 28 Ct. Vintage Cashel using French Blue Dark Silk N Colors. Stitch Count: 216H x 119W. Design Size: 15.42" x 8.50"
21-1358
Younger - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
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"I've decided what I want to be when I get older...younger." Model stitched two over two on 14 Ct. White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 100x43. Design Size: 7" x 10".
HD-237
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
WWS-000-472
Skinny - Chocolate and Cheesecake - Cross Stitch Pattern
by White Willow Stitching
$12.60 Clearance $7.55
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Cross stitch pattern from White Willow stitching featuring the phrase "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! Except Cheesecake!!" and "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! Except Chocolate!!"

Model stitched on 14 ct. White Aida using DMC thread. Stitch Count: 100 x 137.
22-1061
Your Issues - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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Sue Hillis pattern with the saying "Please cancel my subscription to your issues!"

Model stitched on 32ct Toasted Coconut by Colour and Cotton or a warm neutral beige of you choice using DMC or Sullivans thread. Stitch count: 110w x 102h. Stitch on fabric of your choice.
HD-256
Resting Stitch Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
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Model stitched over 2 threads with 32 Ct. Angel Wing from Fabrics by Stephanie with DMC floss. Stitch Count: 61x65. Finished size: 3 3/4" x 3 3/4".
PAF-TAS
Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00 Clearance $8.38
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 x 161.
PAF-DCMC
Don't Call Me Cute - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "Don't call me cute, call me a badass!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 92 x 98.
22-1689
Eternity - Cross Stitch Pattern
by AuryTm
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Cross stitch pattern from AuryTm featuring a coffee cup with the text "Eternity / Time it takes coffee to brew in the morning"

Model stitched on 28 count Mystic Grey linen using DMC thread. Stitch count is 71 x 101.
22-1693
Survivor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by AuryTm
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Cross stitch pattern from AuryTm featuring a coffee cup and the text "Survivor / Those who can ask for coffee in any language"

Model stitched on 28 count Mystic Grey Linen using DMC thread. Stitch count is 80 x 136.
22-1669
Bee Still My Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$12.00 $10.79
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Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h
22-1782
Better Than My Sister - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
$14.50 $13.05
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Cross stitch design by Keslyn's featuring a letter to Santa
Model stitched on 36 ct. White Linen using DMC thread. Stitch count: 129w x 128h
22-1783
Dear Santa - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
$14.50 $13.05
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Cross stitch pattern from Keslyn's featuring a letter to Santa
Model stitched on 28 ct. White Lugana using DMC thread. Stitch count: 120w x 99h
22-1729
Chocolate! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Xs And Ohs
$12.00 Sale $9.59
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Cross stitch pattern from X's and Oh's featuring a bunny eating chocolate and the phrase "Chocolate...is God's way of saying he likes us a little chubby".

Model stitched on 14 ct lavender sunset aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 136 x 106.


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