"A stitch a day keeps the crazy away." Large pillow model stitched on 28 Ct. Pink from Fabric Flair, Small pillow stitched on 35 Ct. Sophia's Pink and Framed model stitched on 28 Ct. Kermit using DMC floss. Stitch count is 88W x 50H.
"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.
"You're okay - I guess" Model stitched on 18 count River Rock Aida with Classic Colorworks, Gentle Art and Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count: 91 x 90.
Are you feeling your age??? After 40 it's Patch, Patch, Patch! A whimsical celebrtion of the joys of reaching "matu-rut-y". Stitch Count 51w X 75h. Finished size on 10-count 5" X 7". Model stitched on 10 Count Cream Tula.
"The personal is political it always has been" Model stitched over two 32 Ct. Blush lien using DMC floss. Stitch count: 75w x 85h. Design Size: 5" x 5"
"Bad decisions make great stories" Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks (or DMC floss 3371 3362 316). Stitch Count: 188x48. Design Size: 12" x 3"
"You & I are sisters. If you fall, I will always be there to pick you up - after I stop laughing!" Model stitched one over two on 28 Ct. Vintage Cashel using French Blue Dark Silk N Colors. Stitch Count: 216H x 119W. Design Size: 15.42" x 8.50"
"I've decided what I want to be when I get older...younger." Model stitched two over two on 14 Ct. White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 100x43. Design Size: 7" x 10".
"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
Cross stitch pattern from White Willow stitching featuring the phrase "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! Except Cheesecake!!" and "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! Except Chocolate!!"
Model stitched on 14 ct. White Aida using DMC thread.
Stitch Count: 100 x 137.
Sue Hillis pattern with the saying "Please cancel my subscription to your issues!"
Model stitched on 32ct Toasted Coconut by Colour and Cotton or a warm neutral beige of you choice using DMC or Sullivans thread.
Stitch count: 110w x 102h. Stitch on fabric of your choice.
This cute design from the kitchen by New York Dreamer says "The dishes are looking at me dirty again."
The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Kenneth from Grace Notes Fabric with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 114 x 86. Finished size: 7.12" x 5.37"
This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style features the saying "Better to arrive late than to arrive ugly!"
The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Grandpa's Shop Rag linen from Lapin Loops with Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 120x85. Finished size: 7.5" x 5.3"
This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style features a cowgirl and the saying "I'm a real sweetheart and a smartass. It's a package deal!"
The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Crypt Cloth by Lapin Loops with Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 137x76. Finished size: 8.56" x 4.75".
Pattern from Lizzie Kate that says "We're not gossiping, we're networking!" Stitched on 27ct Cream Northern Cross linen with Gentle Arts, Weeks Dye Works, and DMC threads. DMC and Anchor conversions for hand-dyed threads provided. Teal button included. Stitch count: 44w x 101h.