Humorous Cross Stitch Patterns Page 2

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Be the Flamingo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
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"Be the flamingo in the flock of pigeons." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 100x160.
20-1282
Messy Bun Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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"It's a messy bun day!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana wit DMC floss. Stitch count: 45 x 44.
19-1655
Stitch a Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
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"A stitch a day keeps the crazy away." Large pillow model stitched on 28 Ct. Pink from Fabric Flair, Small pillow stitched on 35 Ct. Sophia's Pink and Framed model stitched on 28 Ct. Kermit using DMC floss. Stitch count is 88W x 50H.
MBT-196
Warped Humor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.
20-1295
You're Okay - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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"You're okay - I guess" Model stitched on 18 count River Rock Aida with Classic Colorworks, Gentle Art and Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count: 91 x 90.
KDS-1541
Patch Patch Patch - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kooler Design Studio
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Are you feeling your age??? After 40 it's Patch, Patch, Patch! A whimsical celebrtion of the joys of reaching "matu-rut-y". Stitch Count 51w X 75h. Finished size on 10-count 5" X 7". Model stitched on 10 Count Cream Tula.
20-1283
Alice's Mad Plant - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Wheat Lugana using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 77W x 72H. Design Size: 5.5" x 5.15"
20-1881
Personal Is Political - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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"The personal is political it always has been" Model stitched over two 32 Ct. Blush lien using DMC floss. Stitch count: 75w x 85h. Design Size: 5" x 5"
20-2695
Bad Decisions - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kays Frames and Designs
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"Bad decisions make great stories" Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks (or DMC floss 3371 3362 316). Stitch Count: 188x48. Design Size: 12" x 3"
20-3020
If You Fall - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
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"You & I are sisters. If you fall, I will always be there to pick you up - after I stop laughing!" Model stitched one over two on 28 Ct. Vintage Cashel using French Blue Dark Silk N Colors. Stitch Count: 216H x 119W. Design Size: 15.42" x 8.50"
21-1358
Younger - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
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"I've decided what I want to be when I get older...younger." Model stitched two over two on 14 Ct. White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 100x43. Design Size: 7" x 10".
HD-237
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
WWS-000-472
Skinny - Chocolate and Cheesecake - Cross Stitch Pattern
by White Willow Stitching
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Cross stitch pattern from White Willow stitching featuring the phrase "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! Except Cheesecake!!" and "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! Except Chocolate!!"

Model stitched on 14 ct. White Aida using DMC thread. Stitch Count: 100 x 137.
22-1061
Your Issues - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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Sue Hillis pattern with the saying "Please cancel my subscription to your issues!"

Model stitched on 32ct Toasted Coconut by Colour and Cotton or a warm neutral beige of you choice using DMC or Sullivans thread. Stitch count: 110w x 102h. Stitch on fabric of your choice.
HD-256
Resting Stitch Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
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Model stitched over 2 threads with 32 Ct. Angel Wing from Fabrics by Stephanie with DMC floss. Stitch Count: 61x65. Finished size: 3 3/4" x 3 3/4".
PAF-TAS
Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 x 161.
PAF-DCMC
Don't Call Me Cute - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "Don't call me cute, call me a badass!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 92 x 98.
NYD-004
Dirty Dishes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
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This cute design from the kitchen by New York Dreamer says "The dishes are looking at me dirty again."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Kenneth from Grace Notes Fabric with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 114 x 86. Finished size: 7.12" x 5.37"
DAS-005
Arrive Late - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style features the saying "Better to arrive late than to arrive ugly!"

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Grandpa's Shop Rag linen from Lapin Loops with Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 120x85. Finished size: 7.5" x 5.3"
DAS-007
Package Deal - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style features a cowgirl and the saying "I'm a real sweetheart and a smartass. It's a package deal!"

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Crypt Cloth by Lapin Loops with Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 137x76. Finished size: 8.56" x 4.75".
DAS-057
Grow A Pear - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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Cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style featuring two pears with the phrase "Grow a pear"!

Model was stitched on 32ct Chalk Board linen from Wichelt using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch count is 71 x 71
LK-B30
We're Not Gossiping - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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Pattern from Lizzie Kate that says "We're not gossiping, we're networking!" Stitched on 27ct Cream Northern Cross linen with Gentle Arts, Weeks Dye Works, and DMC threads. DMC and Anchor conversions for hand-dyed threads provided. Teal button included. Stitch count: 44w x 101h.

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