"When, what to my wondering eyes did appear but ten extra pounds on my thighs and my rear." Model stitched over 2 on 28 Ct. Country French Latte using Gentle Art threads. (DMC alternates are 726 912 3832 902 3776 3716 353 938 422 612 3815 321 white) Stitch Count: 96W x 145H. Design Size: 7" x 11"
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from Canada on 02/17/2020 - Made Me Laugh! Just had to have it. I bought this pattern because what it says is "so true" for me. I haven't started it yet but it's next on my list for this Christmas. Living in Canada I find 123 Stitch has everything I need for my cross stitch projects.
from United States on 02/20/2019 - Christmas pounds Very funny and quite humorous.
from United States on 06/12/2018 - CUTE QUOTE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH Cant wait to start this adorable quote...love Lizzie & Kate designs. So sorry to see they are retiring 0
from United States on 12/07/2017 - Christmas goodness??? When I saw this pattern I ordered it right away!!!
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Ten Extra Pounds - Cross Stitch Pattern
