Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny COVID mask sentiment "masks are the new bra... they aren't comfortable, you only wear them in public, people will notice when you don't wear one, and you can now get them in every color pattern and style"!
Clear stamp from Crafter's Companion featuring the funny aging sentiment "relax, you're not getting old. That ship has sailed, you've been old a while now"!
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny 2020 sentiment "at the store there was a big X by the register for me to stand on... I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that one"!
Clear stamp from Stampendous featuring sentiments "happy birthday", "the secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age", "may your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many Happy Birthdays", "enjoy your day"...
..."birthdays are good for you, statistics show that people who have the most live the longest", "a true friend remembers your Birthday but not your age", "wishing you a day that is special in every way", "at least you're not as old as you will be next year", "hooray", and "remember once you're over the hill you have a great view"!
11 stamps. This Large 4" X 6" set of Perfectly Clear Stamps features premium photopolymer images from exclusive Fran Seiford artwork. Interactive images work together for dozens of fun looks. Use with acrylic handle sold separately. Made in the USA
Clear stamp from Woodware featuring humorous sentiments "in my defense... I was left unsupervised", "to be old and wise you must first be young and stupid", and "life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin"!
Ready to mount on an acrylic block, these stamps can be used with ink Pads, paint, or used with pigment and embossing powder. They are suitable for paper fabric, or any other surface depending on the ink choice! High quality polymer stamps designed and made in the UK.
Clear stamp from Crafter's Companion featuring the sentiment "not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice", "some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine"!
Clear stamp set featuring a lady with a balloon and a hilarious assortment of sentiments: "I'm here for the party!", "Never too old to party!", "Thanks for always being older than me", "Happy 29th birthday from your 110lb friend!", "Getting older might slow me down but It certainly hasn't shut me up!", "29 again?!", "Getting old is just a part of life, you go first.", "I never thought I'd get old! But here I am killin' it!", "The year of lying about your age has arrived." and "So many candles so little cake!" Includes 11 pieces.
Clear stamp from Frantic Stamper featuring the funny sentiments "a good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the next cell saying 'damn, that was fun'", "a little birdie told me it's your birthday. So I ate him", "dear life, can you at least start using some lubricant?"...
..."You're in my inappropriate thoughts", "I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger", "don't worry about getting older... you're still going to do dumb shit, only slower", "stalking is when two people go for a romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it"...
..."allow me to politely suggest this is the year you should start lying about your age", "this wine tastes like I'll be saying wildly inappropriate shit soon", "oh, bite me", and "wow!"
4"x6" clear stamp set featuring inappropriate and edgy sentiments for those with a twisted mind and a bit of a sense of humor reserved for that special friend!
Clear stamp from Stampendous featuring hand sanitizer, toilet paper, cleaning tools, washed hands, and the humorous sentiments "I survived the great toilet paper crisis of 2020", "watch out! I'm now a clean, mean, germ fighting machine!", "may it never be...", "virtual germ-free hug enclosed", "I washed my hands before, during, and after making you this card", and "I'd share my last bottle of hand sanitizer with you"!
11 stamps. This Large 4" X 6" set of Perfectly Clear Stamps features premium photopolymer images from exclusive Fran Seiford artwork. Interactive images work together for dozens of fun looks. Use with acrylic handle sold separately. Made in the USA
Craft die from Impression Obsession featuring the humorous sentiment "may your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee"!
Stamping Bella cling stamp featuring the humorous sentiments "handle stressful situations like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away, "how old is that in dog years?", "I just woof you!", "heard you had a ruff day", "a treat for you", and "in dog years you're still a puppy"! Adorable designs and high-quality rubber make these must-haves for any stamper! Six stamps on 3.75" x 4.875" backing
Clear stamp set featuring dressed up woman lounging over cleaning supplies, bin of cleaning supplies, paper towel roll with spray bottle, and her darling cat on a Roomba. Includes hilarious sentiments "Both of us can't look good at the same time. It's me or the house.", "Instead of cleaning just turn off the lights.", "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?", "Squeaky clean", "A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.", "I'm too busy to be organized", and "Please don't feed the dust bunnies." Includes 12 pieces.
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny friendship sentiment "there's no one I would rather sit in silence and stare at my phone with"!
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny 2020 sentiment "I'm going to stay up on new year's eve this year. Not to see the new year in, but to make sure this one leaves"!
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the humorous Christmas sentiment "Dear Santa, I've been really good for the last week or so. Can we just focus on that?"
Penny Black clear stamp featuring a variety of funny birthday sentiments, including "this is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure to be first to wish you a happy birthday for next year", "free cake! I mean, happy birthday", "don't count your candles, enjoy the glow!", "wishing you a day as unforgettable as I am", "birthday cake calories don't count"!
Sentiments also include: "happy birthday, you're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow", "not aging, just upgrading", "at least you're not as old as you will be next year", and "age is strictly a case of mind over matter - if you don't mind, it doesn't matter"!
Clear stamp from Stampendous featuring wine glasses, a frame, and the sentiments "aged to perfection", "happy birthday", "good wine and friends improve with age", "like a fine wine", "thank you, we had a lovely time", "wine is the answer, what was the question", "wine a little, you'll feel better", "come celebrate with us", "friday's coming and she's bringing the wine", "I enjoy romantic walks down the wine aisle", and "my book club only reads wine labels"!
12 stamps. This Large 4" X 6" set of Perfectly Clear Stamps features premium photopolymer images from exclusive Fran Seiford artwork. Interactive images work together for dozens of fun looks. Use with acrylic handle sold separately. Made in the USA
Clear stamp from Pink Ink Designs featuring a splendid pig with optional glasses, the sentiments "hogs and kisses" and "pigtastic", and more! The design allows you to stamp your pig with or without glasses, use the plank of wood to build a sty add flowers and sentiments. Use your stamps on card or fabric. Deep etched, quality photopolymer.
A5 overall package dimension, 5.9" x 8.25" (Main pig 4.8" x 5.5").
12 separate images, including:
1 main pig, 2 sentiments, 1-word background (piggy), 1 leaf, 1 flower, 1 star, 1 decorative shape, a pair of glasses, a plank of wood, 1 decorative panel and 1 silhouette pig.
Clear stamp from Crafter's Companion featuring a high heeled slipper and the humorous sentiment "life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!"
Clear stamp set featuring a man with a balloon and a hilarious assortment of sentiments: "You're how old!?", "Happy birthday", "Old enough to know better, too old to care!", The body may be slowing down but the mind is revvin' up for trouble!", "Still got it!", "You're not old, you're chronologically gifted!", "I'm retired, go around me!", "Happy birthday! You still light up the room! as well as 4 city blocks", "You're never too old to do goofy things!" and "the first 50 years of childhood are the hardest!" Includes 12 pieces.
Stampendous clear stamp featuring funny birthday and ageing sentiments including "at least you're not as old as you will be next year", "better to be over the hill than under it", and "few women admit their age, few men act theirs." 12 stamps. This Large 4" X 6" set of Perfectly Clear Stamps features premium photopolymer images from exclusive Fran Seiford artwork. Interactive images work together for dozens of fun looks. Use with acrylic handle sold separately. Made in the USA
Clear stamp set from Stampendous featuring the sentiments "you're not aging, you're increasing in value!", "you're not 68, you're 18 with 50 years experience", "49 is only 7 in dog years", "there is absolutely no good reason to act your age", "don't let turning 70 get you down, it's too hard to get up!", "the first 82 years of childhood are always the hardest!", "60 is the new ...what was I saying?". 17 stamps. This Large 4" X 6" set of Perfectly Clear Stamps features premium photopolymer images from exclusive Fran Seiford artwork. Interactive images work together for dozens of fun looks.
Part of the AI People 2014 release from Art Impressions, this birthday themed set of unmounted stamps includes a woman with a fire extinguisher and the words "Okay, light the candles".
Dylusions Cling Rubber Stamp Set featuring the humorous sentiments "I don't like morning people, or mornings, or people", "I am currently unsupervised... the possibilities are endless", "Out of the way, I have my sassy britches on", "I am exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting", "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right", "You are about to exceed the limits of my medication", "Mostly I just sit around all day being fabulous", and more. These red rubber stamps come mounted on cling foam to easily use with any acrylic block (sold separately). This package contains one 8 1/2" x 7" sheet of stamps.
Art Impressions unmounted rubber stamp featuring Celeste on a couch, along with the humorous saying "At our age we're going to need glasses... lots and lots of them".
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