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New Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - Come To The Dark Side - Cross Stitch
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 110 stitches wide by 73 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - Ugliness - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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UGLINESS CAN BE FIXED. STUPIDITY IS FOREVER. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 88 stitches wide by 92 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - Sorry - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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SORRY! I DON'T TAKE ORDERS I BARELY TAKE SUGGESTIONS guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 93 stitches wide by 121 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - It's Okay - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME. NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD TASTE. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - It's A Beautiful Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO LEAVE ME ALONE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - I'm Not Weird - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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I'M NOT WEIRD I'M LIMITED EDITION guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - I Run - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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I RUN A TIGHT SHIPWRECK guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - Hold On - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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HOLD ON LET ME OVER THINK THIS guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - Eye Rolling - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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EYE ROLLING IS MY CARDIO guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - Caution - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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CAUTION I HAVE NO FILTER guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads Born To Argue - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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BORN TO ARGUE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads - Be Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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BE HAPPY IT DRIVES PEOPLE CRAZY guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 90 stitches wide by 123 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - Zero Meows - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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ZERO MEOWS GIVEN guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 112 stitches wide by 64 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - Looks Aren't Everything - Cross Stitch
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING BUT I HAVE THEM JUST IN CASE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 93 stitches wide by 88 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - I'm Just A Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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I'M JUST A PERSON STANDING IN FRONT OF A SALAD ASKING IT TO BE A DONUT guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 95 stitches wide by 83 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - I Eat Cake - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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I EAT CAKE BECAUSE IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY SOMEWHERE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 104 stitches wide by 78 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - I Don't Like - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE. OR PEOPLE. OR MORNINGS. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 97 stitches wide by 86 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - Be A Stiletto - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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BE A STILETTO IN A ROOM OF FLATS guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 109 stitches wide by 47 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - Sarcasm Level - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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SARCASM LEVEL EXPERT guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 108 stitches wide by 58 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - Kiss My Sass - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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KISS MY SASS guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 108 stitches wide by 90 stitches high.
Added April 6th
Sassy Threads II - Butt First Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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BUTT FIRST COFFEE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Full design is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high. Just the Sassy Threads saying portion is 102 stitches wide by 64 stitches high.
Added March 23rd
Things I Learned Growing Up #3 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. DMC 3890 and 3891 not listed. Stitch count is 225 x 51. Finished size is 16.07" x 3.64".
Added March 23rd
Things I Learned Growing Up #1 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. DMC 3890 and 3891 not listed. Stitch count is 225 x 99. Finished size is 16.07" x 6.86".
Added March 23rd
Things I Learned Growing Up #2 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 225 x 51. Finished size is 16.07" x 3.64".
Added March 12th
Superpower - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute design that reads "Stitching is my superpower".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 126 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9"
Added March 12th
Welcome To Our Coop - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with chickens and chicks that reads "Welcome to our coop, we're all cluckin crazy here".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 53 and the finished size is 10.1" x 3.8"
Added March 12th
What Is A Teacher? - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design describing how great a teacher is with the description, "Teacher (n) Tee-Cher: A multi-tasking educational rockstar who lives to inspire and loves to encourage, they're kind of a big deal".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 140 and the finished size is 11.9" x 10"
Added March 12th
Won't Quit - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "I won't quit but I will cuss the whole time".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 83 x 74 and the finished size is 5.9" x 5.3"
Added March 12th
Zombies - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "If Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. (nothing personal)."

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 76 and the finished size is 7.9" x 5.4"
Added March 12th
Super Wife - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute design that reads "Super Mom, Super Wife, Super Tired".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 143 and the finished size is 7.9" x 10.2"
Added March 12th
Sweet But Twisted - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a fun Christmas themed design that reads "Sweet but Twisted" with candy canes.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 101 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.2"
Added March 12th
TV Crime - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Shh...I'm busy solving TV Crime".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 70 and the finished size is 5.6" x 5"
Added March 12th
Wake Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "Wake me up when winter is over".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 169 and the finished size is 11.4" x 12.1"
Added March 12th
We Came In Peace - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a typical grey alien and the words "We Came In Peace".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 133 x 205 and the finished size is 9.5" x 14.6"
Added March 11th
Shenanigans - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".
Added March 11th
Somewhere Else - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny winter design with a melting snowman and the words "Let it snow, Let it snow, somewhere else".

Model stitched on 14 count navy Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 136 x 163 and the finished size is 9.7" x 11.6".
Added March 10th
Poops and Giggles - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "It's all S**** and giggles until someone giggles and S****" with a roll of toilet paper.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 194 and the finished size is 9.9" x 13.9".
Added March 10th
Shady Beach - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a punny design with palm trees and the words "Nobody likes a shady beach".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 132 x 109 and the finished size is 9.4" x 7.8".
Added March 10th
Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".
Added March 10th
Lazy Snowman - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a relaxed snowman with his feet kicked up and the words "Let it snow".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 157 x 146 and the finished size is 11.2" x 10.4".
Added March 10th
More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cup of coffee and the words "I love you more than coffee...but not always before".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 166 x 198 and the finished size is 11.9" x 14.1".
Added March 10th
Morning People - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "I hate morning people or mornings or people".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 145 x 158 and the finished size is 10.3" x 11.3".
Added March 10th
Need More Space - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with an astronaut and the words "I Need More Space".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 161 and the finished size is 10.2" x 11.5".
Added March 10th
New Shoes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a high heel and the words "Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 135 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.6".
Added March 10th
Not All Canadians - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a goose with the words "Not all Canadians are polite".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 89 and the finished size is 11.3" x 6.4".
Added March 10th
No Trespassing - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a spooky fun Halloween design with the words "No Trespassing, We're tired of hiding the bodies".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 182 x 58 and the finished size is 13" x 4.1".
Added March 10th
Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pun design with the words "Life is a Peach and then you Pie".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 136 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9.7".
Added March 10th
Please Knock - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of a turtle without his shell and a speech bubble saying "Please Knock".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 181 x 181 and the finished size is 12.9" x 12.9".


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