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21-2456 Follow Your Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the sentiment "Follow your heart but take your stitching with you"!
Model stitched on 18ct Thyme Goes By Aida from Seraphim using a mixture of DMC and Weeks Dye Works thread (with DMC conersion for Weeks Dye Works thread 3858) Stitch count is 80w x 80h.
19-1340 Coffee Drinker's Confession - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
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"I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without coffee." MOdel stitched one thread over two on 40 Ct. Wren using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks (or all DMC 829, 842, 3371 730, 420, 840, 610, 839, 355) Stitch Count: 150W x 70H. Design Size: 8" x 4"
21-2394 Humorous Halloween 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
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Model stitched on 14 ct. Aida in Natural Brown using DMC threads. Stitch count for Dead & Breakfast Inn is 45 x 61, Stay for a Bite 43 x 62, Get Sheet Faced 45 x 62, Boo Ya 42 x 58.
HD-237 Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
LK-32B All You Need Is Love - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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"All you need is love and chocolate!!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 27/28 Ct. Cream linen (or similar) with Gentle Art Sampler threads, Weeks Dye Works floss and DMC (or all DMC floss 744, 3811, 3705, 829, 3848, 731, 3348). Stitch count: 45 x 101H.
18-1937 Loads Of Fun (Laundry Company 2) - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
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(2nd in the series) Model stitched over two threads on 32 Ct. White Belfast linen using DMC floss. (includes bonus pattern) Stitch count for Loads of fun: 63x91. Design Size: 4" x 6" Stitch count for Bonus Chart: 200x22. Design Size: 13" x 2" Collect all 3 charts in The Laundry Company mini-series to complete the bonus chart (if stitching entire series only 1 skein of each floss is needed with exception of 3849) FABRIC LISTED FOR ONLY THE SMALL PATTERN
17-2219 Early Bird - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
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"The early bird can have the worm 'cause worms are gross and mornings are stupid!" Framed model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Moonglow by Picture this Plus, using DMC floss & Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch count 70x121. Pillow model stitched on 20 Ct. Banana Popsicle linen by Weeks Dye Works, using DMC Pearl #5 or Dinky Dye's Jumbuck. Stitch count 67x30. Pillow also uses a button pack from Just Another Button Company. (DMC LISTED FOR FRAMED PATTERN ONLY)
19-2598 When I am Old - I Will Dance By Moonlight
by MarNic Designs
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Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using DMC six strand and Etoile floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Specialty Stitch: French Knots. Stitch Count: 72W x 92H. Design Size: 5.25" x 6.5"
20-1283 Alice's Mad Plant - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Wheat Lugana using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 77W x 72H. Design Size: 5.5" x 5.15"
MBT-129 I Barely Survived - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"I barely survived yesterday and it's already today!" Model stitched on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and a Just Another Button Company button. Stitch Count: 85W x 53H.
PS164 Drive a Stick - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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"Yes, I can drive a stick." Model stitched on 30 Ct. Lilac linen by Weeks Dye Works with Sullivan's floss. Stitch Count: 80H x 58W.
06-2675 Is It Too Late? - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H. (DMC alternates are 3852 815 434 500 367 712 310)
08-1756 Pirate's Creed - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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"The beatings will continue until morale improves." Model was stitched on Summer Khaki Lugana, 28 ct. Uses DMC floss. When stitched on 14/28 count fabric, this design fits nicely into a standard 5" x 7" frame. Includes silver pirate charm.
08-2350 Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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Model stitched on 28 count Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. The stitch count is 70W x 70H.
21-2248 Funny Autumn - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Madame Chantilly
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Stitch count is 183 x 96.
20-2695 Bad Decisions - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kays Frames and Designs
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"Bad decisions make great stories" Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks (or DMC floss 3371 3362 316). Stitch Count: 188x48. Design Size: 12" x 3"
20-1874 My Stitching Time - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
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"My stitching time is sometimes for your sanity, remember that." Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Azure Blue Lugana using Weeks Dye Works (or DMC floss white, 369, 938, 902, 471, 3819, 3716, 223). Stitch Count: 83W x 84H. Design Size: 5 1/8" x 5 1/4"
17-2168 Christmas Pounds - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
$7.00 $6.29
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"When, what to my wondering eyes did appear but ten extra pounds on my thighs and my rear." Model stitched over 2 on 28 Ct. Country French Latte using Gentle Art threads. (DMC alternates are 726 912 3832 902 3776 3716 353 938 422 612 3815 321 white) Stitch Count: 96W x 145H. Design Size: 7" x 11"
06-1149 Snowman Kit - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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What do you need to build a snowman? A warm hat, scarf, and mittens, a carrot nose, pipe, coal....oh and of course, plenty of snow! Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ice Blue Lugana. Stitch Count: 94W x 121H. Includes snowflake charm.
08-2551 Hen Party - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Little House Needleworks
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Model stitched on 28ct. Creme Brulee using DMC & Crescent Colours. Uses Mill Hill Glass Seed Beads and a Tiny Tuscan Sun Swirly Bud by Just Another Button Company. Stitch count: 82 x 54.
21-1657 Bacon My Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Xs And Ohs
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"Don't go bacon my heart!" Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 126H. Design Size: 7" x 9".
19-2597 When I am Old - I Will Rock Girl's Night Out
by MarNic Designs
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Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using Caron Waterlilies, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, DMC floss, Kreinik #8 Braid and Mill Hill Beads. Specialty Stitch: French Knot. Also required not listed above Rainbow Gallery Petite Sparkle Rays #PS42 and Caron Collection Rachelette #A89. Stitch Count: 82W x 72h. Design Size: 5.75" x 5.25"
20-1295 You're Okay - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bendy Stitchy Designs
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"You're okay - I guess" Model stitched on 18 count River Rock Aida with Classic Colorworks, Gentle Art and Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count: 91 x 90.
MBT-223 Place For Everything, A - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"A place for everything and nothing in it's place!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 67W x 99H.
19-2036 Choose Your Own Motto Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
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"All I'm saying is that you've never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time." Model stitched one over two on 40 Ct. Cocoa using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks (or all DMC floss 924, 436, 356, 221, 3364, 680, 3818, Ecru, 939, 3064, 3834, 730, 3778, 3829, 3768, 935). Stitch Count: 205W x 171H. Design Size: 11" x 9"
19-1151 Self Medicated - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
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"I don't self-medicate with cross stitch. I have a prescriptions. The sales girl called it a receipt." Framed model stitched on 30 Ct. Tin Roof and pillow model stitched on 20 Ct. Guacamole using Classic Colorworks (or all DMC floss 902, 603, 151 319, 156, 333, 729, 676, 470, 472). Stitch Count for Framed: 180W x 74H, Design Size: 12" x 5" For Pillow: 62W x 41H, 4" x 3"
19-1362 Fantasy Land - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
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"When someone told me that I lived in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn!" Model stitched on 28 ct. White/Mushroom Lugana using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 109W x 113H.
MBT-224 Nothing to Fear - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"There's nothing to fear but fear itself..and spiders!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 68W x 68H. Shown with a button from Just Another Button Company
19-1461 When I am Old - I Can be Like Lady Godiva
by MarNic Designs
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Model stitched on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using DMC floss, Kreinik Metallics, and Mill Hill Beads. Also required, but not listed above Rachelette #A59 from Caron Collection. Stitch count is 63W x 82H.
18-1559 I'm Sorry Did My Eyes Roll Out Loud? - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
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"I'm sorry, did my eyes roll out loud" - Model stitched over 2 threads on 30 Ct. Grasshopper linen. Stitch Count: 77 x 44. Design Size: 6" x 3" "Trust me you can dance love, wine" (with variations for beer, vodka & tequila) - Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 ct. Flapper linen. Stitch Count: 68 x 47. Design Size: 5" x 4" Both models stitched with DMC floss.
17-2215 Adultish - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
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"Just another day of not being RICH and FAMOUS" "Adult-ish" "Kinda care, kinda don't." All models were stitched on 30 Ct. Linen color of your choice, using DMC floss. Stitch count for Rich & Famous: 63 x 80, Design Size: 5" x 6" For ADULT-ish: 75 x 30, 5" x 2" For Kinda Care: 51 x 31, 4" x 3"
18-1861 Biker Babes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
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Model Stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss. Stitch Count: 89W x 81H. Design Size: 7" x 6"
17-1241 Not My Monkeys - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
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"Not my circus, not my monkeys." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss. Stitch Count: 174x130. Designed by Ursula Michael.
PAF-BTF Be the Flamingo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
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"Be the flamingo in the flock of pigeons." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 100x160.
MBT-196 Warped Humor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.
04-1602 Wine a Bit - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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Don't be shy - "Wine a bit, You'll feel Better!" Includes wine bottle charm. Finished design size is 5 1/4" x 3 3/4" when stitched on 14 Count fabric.
MBT121 Normal Family - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Remember, as far as anyone knows we are a nice normal family". Model stitched on 32 count Antique White Jobelan with Crescent Colours thread. Stitch count is 134W x 86H.
08-2099 Retirement Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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"Retirement is a Full Time Job" is stitched on 28 count Country French Latte Linen with a stitch count of 54W x 72H. "Welcome to the Rest of Your Life" is stitched on 28 count Sand Quaker with a stitch count of 80W x 68H. "World's Longest Coffee Break" is stitched on 32 count Lambswool Linen with a stitch count of 69W x 68H. Models use Gentle Arts Sampler Threads and Weeks Dye Works. (DMC alternates are 931 729 347 3823 3362 930)
08-2638 Wear A Smile - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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Model stitched on 32 Ct. Hand Dyed African Daisy Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works. DMC equivalents are 798 3777 3347. Stitch Count: 58W x 50H. Blue Flower Button sold separately.
MBT-027 Lost It! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"I think I've lost my mind - maybe it's with my car keys!!!" Model stitched on 28 count Cream Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and Just Another Button Company. Stitch Count: 55W x 61H.
LK-S103 Do What Your Wife Said - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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"If at first you don't succeed do what your wife said!" Model stitched on 32 count Lambswool linen with Weeks Dye Works thread, and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count is 127W x 33H.
13-2701 How Do You Take Your Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by MarNic Designs
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"How do you take your coffee? Seriously, very seriously." Stitch Count: 100W x66H. Model stitched on 32 ct Antique white Jobelan using Gentle Art Simply wool, Caron Waterlilies & DMC.
PS176 Ten Extra Pounds - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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"When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but 10 extra pounds on hips, thighs, and rear." Model stitched on 14 Ct. or 28 Ct. fabric of your choice with Sullivan's or DMC. Stitch Count: 57x80.
01-2714 Welcome to the Nuthouse - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
$8.00 $7.19
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A cute little squirrel welcomes you to "the Nuthouse!" Model was stitched on 28 Ct. Riviera Country French Linen from Wichelt using Gentle Art Sampler threads (DMC alternates available). Stitch Count: 71H x 91W. Design Size: 6" x 7"
MBT-11 Dog Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Dog Hair....just another specialty fiber!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and DMC. Stitch Count: 77W x 59H. Buttons from Just Another Button Company sold separately.
10-1046 Aged Wine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
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"Wine gets better with age. The older I get the better I like it."
Model stitched on 14 count white cloth using DMC.
Stitch count: 44W x 140H.Design Size: 4" x 10"
14-1058 My Funny Valentine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
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"My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Stay little Valentine stay." Model stitched on 36 Ct. Sand Linen by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler threads.
Stitch Count: 125x333. Design Size: 7" x 19"
06-1533 Country Wise - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Prairie Schooler
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Models stitched over two threads on 32 count linen using DMC thread. Stitch count: "Plan Ahead" - 157W x 38H; "Keep it Simple" - 160W x 38H; "Measure Twice" - 113W x 70H; "The Witch is In" - 59W x 41H. Book #130


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