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Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

	In My Defense - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$8.00
"In my defense I was left unsupervised." Model stitched two over two on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works (or DMC floss 320, 3746, 645, 3804, 3766, 7250. Stitch Count: 85W x 53H. Design Size: 5 1/4" x 3 1/4"

	Bad Decisions - Cross Stitch Pattern by Kays Frames and Designs$10.00 $8.99
"Bad decisions make great stories"

	Pirate's Creed - Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis$6.00 $5.39
"The beatings will continue until morale improves." Model was stitched on Summer Khaki Lugana, 28 ct. Uses DMC floss. When stitched on 14/28 count fabric, this design fits nicely into a standard 5" x 7" frame. Includes silver pirate charm.

	Drive a Stick - Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis$6.00 $5.39
"Yes, I can drive a stick." Model stitched on 30 Ct. Lilac linen by Weeks Dye Works with Sullivan's floss. Stitch Count: 80H x 58W.

	Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate$6.00 $5.39
Model stitched on 28 count Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. The stitch count is 70W x 70H.

Retirement Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate$10.00 $8.99

"Retirement is a Full Time Job" is stitched on 28 count Country French Latte Linen with a stitch count of 54W x 72H. "Welcome to the Rest of Your Life" is stitched on 28 count Sand Quaker with a stitch count of 80W x 68H. "World's Longest Coffee Break" is stitched on 32 count Lambswool Linen with a stitch count of 69W x 68H. Models use Gentle Arts Sampler Threads and Weeks Dye Works. (DMC alternates are 931 729 347 3823 3362 930)

	Is It Too Late? - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate$6.00 $5.39
A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H. (DMC alternates are 3852 815 434 500 367 712 310)

	Coffee Drinker's Confession - Cross Stitch Pattern by Heartstring Samplery$10.00 $8.99
"I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without coffee." MOdel stitched one thread over two on 40 Ct. Wren using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks (or all DMC 829, 842, 3371 730, 420, 840, 610, 839, 355) Stitch Count: 150W x 70H. Design Size: 8" x 4"

	Frogs in Your Underpants - Cross Stitch Pattern by The Nebby Needle$12.00 $10.79
"May the light always find you on a dreary day. When you need a home may you find your way. May you always have courage to take a chance - and never find frogs in your underpants." Model stitched over 2 threads on 36 Ct. Vintage Lentil with Weeks Dye Works floss and Gentle Art Sampler threads. Stitch Count: 166W x 165H.

	Wouldn't Life Be Great - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate$9.00 $8.09
"Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food was good for you, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing, and saying goodbye only meant until tomorrow". Model stitched on 32 count Lambswool linen with Crescent Colours thread, Weeks Dye Works thread, and DMC floss (or all DMC 3031, 3687, 3807, 3828, 3790, 731, 3813). Stitch count is 221W x 72H.

	Retirement - Cross Stitch Pattern by Designs By Lisa$6.50 Sale $5.19
"Retirement - Feel the Joy!" was stitched on 28 Ct. Sky Blue Linen with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 63W x 72H. Design Size: 5" x 6" "Can't Make Me, I'm Retired" was stitched on 28 Ct. Lambswool linen with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 85x65. Design Size: 7" x 5" (DMC alternates are 3045 977 445 3363 792 791 3802 3371 310)

	Personal Is Political - Cross Stitch Pattern by Bendy Stitchy Designs$8.00 $7.19
"The personal is political it always has been" Model stitched over two 32 Ct. Blush lien using DMC floss. Stitch count: 75w x 85h. Design Size: 5" x 5"

	My Stitching Time - Cross Stitch Pattern by Waxing Moon Designs$6.00 $5.39
"My stitching time is sometimes for your sanity, remember that." Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Azure Blue Lugana using Weeks Dye Works (or DMC floss white, 369, 938, 902, 471, 3819, 3716, 223). Stitch Count: 83W x 84H. Design Size: 5 1/8" x 5 1/4"

	You're Okay - Cross Stitch Pattern by Bendy Stitchy Designs$8.00 $7.19
"You're okay - I guess" Model stitched on 18 count River Rock Aida with Classic Colorworks, Gentle Art and Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count: 91 x 90.

	Dog Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$8.00
"Just one dog short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss (or DMC floss 165, 640, 838, 535, 312, 815, 3345, 3045). Stitch Count: 71W x 71H. Design Size: 5" x 5"

	Nothing to Fear - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$8.00
"There's nothing to fear but fear itself..and spiders!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 68W x 68H. Shown with a button from Just Another Button Company

	Christmas Pounds - Cross Stitch Pattern by Waxing Moon Designs$7.00 $6.29
"When, what to my wondering eyes did appear but ten extra pounds on my thighs and my rear." Model stitched over 2 on 28 Ct. Country French Latte using Gentle Art threads. (DMC alternates are 726 912 3832 902 3776 3716 353 938 422 612 3815 321 white) Stitch Count: 96W x 145H. Design Size: 7" x 11"

	Adultish - Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs$9.00 $8.09
"Just another day of not being RICH and FAMOUS" "Adult-ish" "Kinda care, kinda don't." All models were stitched on 30 Ct. Linen color of your choice, using DMC floss. Stitch count for Rich & Famous: 63 x 80, Design Size: 5" x 6" For ADULT-ish: 75 x 30, 5" x 2" For Kinda Care: 51 x 31, 4" x 3"

	Do What Your Wife Said - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate$5.00 $4.49
"If at first you don't succeed do what your wife said!" Model stitched on 32 count Lambswool linen with Weeks Dye Works thread, and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count is 127W x 33H.

	All About Me - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$7.99
"It IS all about me!" Model stitched on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and shown with buttons from Just Another Button Company. Stitch Count: 89W x 57H.

	Country Wise - Cross Stitch Pattern by Prairie Schooler$8.00 $7.19
Models stitched over two threads on 32 count linen using DMC thread. Stitch count: "Plan Ahead" - 157W x 38H; "Keep it Simple" - 160W x 38H; "Measure Twice" - 113W x 70H; "The Witch is In" - 59W x 41H. Book #130

	Housework Never Killed Anyone - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate$6.00 $5.39
Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h. (DMC alternates are 3740 745 3052 937 3802 223)

	I Will Cut You - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam Love in Stitches$10.00 $8.99
"I will cut you - snip snip snips snip" Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Autumn Opal by Under the Sea Fabrics with Gentle Art Sampler threads and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 81x319. Finished size: 5" x 20".

	Choose Your Own Motto Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern by Heartstring Samplery$12.00 $10.79
"All I'm saying is that you've never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time." Model stitched one over two on 40 Ct. Cocoa using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks (or all DMC floss 924, 436, 356, 221, 3364, 680, 3818, Ecru, 939, 3064, 3834, 730, 3778, 3829, 3768, 935). Stitch Count: 205W x 171H. Design Size: 11" x 9"

	Well Behaved Women - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate$10.00 $8.99
"Well behaved women rarely make history!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 27/28 Ct. Cream linen (or similar) with Gentle Art Sampler threads, Weeks Dye Works floss and DMC (or all DMC floss 744, 3811, 3705, 829, 3848, 731, 3348). Stitch count: 44W x 101H. Comes with a button.

	I'm Sorry Did My Eyes Roll Out Loud? - Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs$9.00 $8.09
"I'm sorry, did my eyes roll out loud" - Model stitched over 2 threads on 30 Ct. Grasshopper linen. Stitch Count: 77 x 44. Design Size: 6" x 3" "Trust me you can dance love, wine" (with variations for beer, vodka & tequila) - Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 ct. Flapper linen. Stitch Count: 68 x 47. Design Size: 5" x 4" Both models stitched with DMC floss.

Loads Of Fun (Laundry Company 2) - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design$9.00 $8.09

(2nd in the series) Model stitched over two threads on 32 Ct. White Belfast linen using DMC floss. (includes bonus pattern) Stitch count for Loads of fun: 63x91. Design Size: 4" x 6" Stitch count for Bonus Chart: 200x22. Design Size: 13" x 2" Collect all 3 charts in The Laundry Company mini-series to complete the bonus chart (if stitching entire series only 1 skein of each floss is needed with exception of 3849) FABRIC LISTED FOR ONLY THE SMALL PATTERN

	More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$10.00
"I love you more than coffee, just not always before coffee." Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Country French Latte linen with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 126W x 98H.

	Ten Extra Pounds - Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis$6.00 $5.39
"When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but 10 extra pounds on hips, thighs, and rear." Model stitched on 14 Ct. or 28 Ct. fabric of your choice with Sullivan's or DMC. Stitch Count: 57x80.

	Dog Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$8.00
"Dog Hair....just another specialty fiber!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and DMC. Stitch Count: 77W x 59H. Buttons from Just Another Button Company sold separately.

	When I am Old I Will Rock Girls Night Out by MarNic Designs$6.00 $5.39
Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using Caron Waterlilies, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, DMC floss, Kreinik #8 Braid and Mill Hill Beads. Specialty Stitch: French Knot. Also required not listed above Rainbow Gallery Petite Sparkle Rays #PS42 and Caron Collection Rachelette #A89. Stitch Count: 82W x 72h. Design Size: 5.75" x 5.25"

	Curglaff - Cross Stitch Pattern by Bendy Stitchy Designs$8.00 $7.19
"The shock felt when bathing when one first plunges into cold water" Model stitched on either 22 Ct. Golddigger, Old Map Style from Colour Cascade Fabrics or 18 Ct. Dubloon Aida from Picture this Plus. Stitched using DMC floss. Optional floss was Cottage Garden Threads #2003 Skylark. Stitch count: 118w x 75h.

	Let Me Be At peace With My Universe - Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs$5.00 $4.49
Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using DMC floss, Kreinik #4 Braid and Rainbow Gallery. Also required, but not listed above Wisper W93 from Rainbow Gallery. Stitch Count: 65W x 92H. Design Size: 4.5" x 6.5"

	Alice's Mad Plant - Cross Stitch Pattern by Bendy Stitchy Designs$8.00 $7.19
Model stitched over two on 28 Ct. Wheat Lugana using DMC floss. Stitch Count: 77W x 72H. Design Size: 5.5" x 5.15"

	When I Grow Old Guardian Angel - Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs$6.00 $5.39
"I'm on my third guardian angel. The first two quit and are in therapy!" Model stitched two over two on 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan using DMC floss and Rainbow Gallery Petite Treasure Braid. Also required, but not listed above Kreinik #4 Braid #5730 & 9594 Stitch Count: 124W x 71H. Design Size: 9" x 5"

	I Love You More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs$10.50 $9.45
"I love you more than coffee, but not before coffee!" Model stitched two over two on 32 Ct Antique White Jobelan using Gentle Art Sampler Threads and DMC floss. Stitch count is 123W x 77H. Design size is 8.75" x 5.5"

	Self Medicated - Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs$10.00 $8.99
"I don't self-medicate with cross stitch. I have a prescriptions. The sales girl called it a receipt." Framed model stitched on 30 Ct. Tin Roof and pillow model stitched on 20 Ct. Guacamole using Classic Colorworks (or all DMC floss 902, 603, 151 319, 156, 333, 729, 676, 470, 472). Stitch Count for Framed: 180W x 74H, Design Size: 12" x 5" For Pillow: 62W x 41H, 4" x 3"

	Fantasy Land - Cross Stitch Pattern by Pickle Barrel Designs$10.00 $8.99
"When someone told me that I lived in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn!" Model stitched on 28 ct. White/Mushroom Lugana using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 109W x 113H.

	Stitching Each Day - Cross Stitch Pattern by Waxing Moon Designs$6.00 $5.39
"Stitching each day keeps the crazy away!" Model stitched over two on 30 Ct. Parchment Linen by Weeks Dye Works using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts floss. (DMC alternates are 898 315 907 600 894 3809 906 964) Stitch count 85x108. Design Size: 6" x 8"

Early Bird - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs$9.00 $8.09

"The early bird can have the worm 'cause worms are gross and mornings are stupid!" Framed model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Moonglow by Picture this Plus, using DMC floss & Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch count 70x121. Pillow model stitched on 20 Ct. Banana Popsicle linen by Weeks Dye Works, using DMC Pearl #5 or Dinky Dye's Jumbuck. Stitch count 67x30. Pillow also uses a button pack from Just Another Button Company. (DMC LISTED FOR FRAMED PATTERN ONLY)

	Not My Monkeys - Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating$6.00 $5.39
"Not my circus, not my monkeys." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss. Stitch Count: 174x130. Designed by Ursula Michael.

	Warped Humor - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$8.00
"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.

	Aged Wine - Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs$6.00 $5.39
"Wine gets better with age. The older I get the better I like it." Model stitched on 14 count white cloth using DMC. Stitch count: 44W x 140H.Design Size: 4" x 10"

	My Funny Valentine - Cross Stitch Pattern by Heartstring Samplery$10.00 Sale $7.99
"My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Stay little Valentine stay." Model stitched on 36 Ct. Sand Linen by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler threads. Stitch Count: 125x333. Design Size: 7" x 19"

	Wine a Bit - Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis$6.00 $5.39
Don't be shy - "Wine a bit, You'll feel Better!" Includes wine bottle charm. Finished design size is 5 1/4" x 3 3/4" when stitched on 14 Count fabric.

	Normal Family - Cross Stitch Pattern by My Big Toe Designs$8.00
"Remember, as far as anyone knows we are a nice normal family". Model stitched on 32 count Antique White Jobelan with Crescent Colours thread. Stitch count is 134W x 86H.

	Wine a Bit - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate$5.00 $4.49
"Wine a bit... you'll feel better!" Model stitched on 30 count Natural Northern Cross Linen with Weeks Dye Works, Crescent Colours, And Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 32W x 62H.

	Hen Party - Cross Stitch Pattern by Little House Needleworks$6.00 $5.39
Model stitched on 28ct. Creme Brulee using DMC & Crescent Colours. Uses Mill Hill Glass Seed Beads and a Tiny Tuscan Sun Swirly Bud by Just Another Button Company. Stitch count: 82 x 54.

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